Once again, following in the esteemed feet of Hot Dog on H Street and Pineapple Top at Metro Station, I bring you…
Blackberry dent in a banana. (The result of, well, dropping a blackberry onto a banana).
Helpful tip for keeping the romance alive in your marriage: orange flannel PJs with monkey faces on them. The irony that I ate a banana while wearing them is NOT lost on me.
OK, that’s all for now. (Sorry.)