Food · Useless Commentary

Top 10 Reasons to Own an Herb Garden


10.  Distracts from dirty window screens
9.  Major street cred in suburban wifey circles
8.  Local-ganic or whatever
7.  Can be strategically placed on top of spray paint marks on the deck when the landlords come over
6.  Neighbors must assume you have your life together
5.  Savings of up to $2.08 per grocery store trip
4.  Lazy person friendly! Did you know they automatically regenerate themselves after being dead all winter?!
3.  Builds responsibility and care-taking skills
2. You’re cool like Michelle Obama
1.  If you wanted, you could say things like “Oh you like this pesto? BOW AT MY FEET CAUSE IT CAME FROM MY HERB GARDEN, INFERIOR ONE”

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2 thoughts on “Top 10 Reasons to Own an Herb Garden

  1. Ah you crack me up!
    Definitely do not have my life together enough for an herb garden but am going to consider it thanks to your list 😉

  2. I get so much pleasure from my herb garden -and they do just keep coming back, unlike their fickle veggie friends. And to walk by and just brush them with the hand, inhale, delish.

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