Awkward

How to Maintain Your January Social Commitments While Concealing Your December-Grown Muffin Top

(A Bend it Like Becker professional styling tip)

Procedure: Begin with 1 layering tank top.  Add second layering tank top to be on the safe side.  Add distracting scarf.  Complete third layer with oversized cardigan that sort of matches scarf but sort of doesn’t, but is really your only option due to it being tent-like and forgiving and your best friend as far as sweaters go.

Feel awkward being only person in picture, wonder how other girls on the internet can look so spontaneous and adorable photographing their outfits, compensate with really creepy expression.  

Hit the town!

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2 thoughts on “How to Maintain Your January Social Commitments While Concealing Your December-Grown Muffin Top

  1. Wow… iv probably spent three hours perusing through dozens of articles on your blog for some reason this just spoke to me lol… great work cuz! been laughing the whole time look forward to reading more! best wishes from Tosha and I

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