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I Want it That Way, Raquel: The Bachelor Recap

When we last left off, everyone was in crisis over the departure of Liz the promiscuous doula.  Nick decides to “be real” with everyone or whatever, so he pulls everyone aside individually and has twelve different variations of the same conversation.  You could make this part into a spin-off show called Nick’s Confessions: Deep Thoughts… Continue reading I Want it That Way, Raquel: The Bachelor Recap

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Franco’s Left Thigh: The Bachelor Recap, Week 2

Welcome back, sports fans! Take my hand and join me for another week of celebrating the depraved depths of the reality TV cesspool. Act 1: Group Date Several lucky floozies are off for a group date.  They’ll all be donning bridal attire and staging fake wedding pictures. The girls arrive, all wearing denim shorts and an… Continue reading Franco’s Left Thigh: The Bachelor Recap, Week 2

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Fins to the Left, Fins to the Right: The Bachelor Recap, Week 1

So, our Bachelor is Nick. He is basically a Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor in Paradise lifer. He’s wretched. I’m supremely disappointed we’re stuck with him AGAIN. I am only excited at the possibility we will finally marry off this national embarrassment. First off, this season subjected us on Sunday night to a one hour “Meet Nick” episode. ABC… Continue reading Fins to the Left, Fins to the Right: The Bachelor Recap, Week 1

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The Hater’s Guide to Daniel Tiger, Volume 2

The Hater’s Guide to Daniel Tiger (Volume 1) Disclaimer: for as much hate as I talk, we actually love Daniel Tiger.  Frogson doesn’t really even know there is much TV beyond DT, which is fine by me.  It’s such a wonderful, warm show in a sea of overstimulating crap. But I’m still going to snark… Continue reading The Hater’s Guide to Daniel Tiger, Volume 2

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Cloth Vs. Disposable: The Ultimate Diaper Smackdown

Approximately one bazillionty years ago I wrote an update on how cloth diapering was going a couple months in.  For another one bazillionty years I’ve meant to write a follow up to that.  That time is upon us. Frogson was in cloth for the entirety of his diapered life– from the time his umbilical stump… Continue reading Cloth Vs. Disposable: The Ultimate Diaper Smackdown